10 Most Hilarious Funny Jokes In English | Funny English Quotes

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Have you ever started to tell a joke only to forget the punchline halfway through? While the forgetfulness could be funny on its own, no one wants to suffer through the embarrassment of messing up a good joke, especially if it’s one of the funniest English jokes of all time. Sometimes you need to get a quick laugh on demand and what better way to do it than with one of these short jokes? You can pull these out of your back pocket when you’re in need of something funny on the fly along with the funniest English one-liners, 

Looking for funny english jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean  english jokes and the top funny jokes in english  to hilarious. we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

                       

SANTA TO BANTA: WHY ARE YOU

LAUGHING?

BANTA: BECAUSE I AM VERY HAPPY

TODAY.

SANTA: WHY ARE YOU HAPPY?

BANTA: BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING.

НА НА НА НА НА НА НА НА.

- Sahil Laugh World

When U Breathe, U Respire. Wah wah

When U Breathe, U Respire! Wah wah kya baat hai

When u Don't Breathe, U Expire. daala... Subhanallah.. Maar hi daala..!!

- Sahil Laugh World

Teacher (Giving instruction)- Start

Computer.

Santa- I did.

Teacher-Now open My Computer.

Miss, computer.?…..

Santa-Miss, where is your computer?...

-Sahil Laugh World

Harvard got it's MBA from

Rajinikanth....

Sahil Sahil Laugh World

Waiter: Ur Bill Sir. Santa: Take My Card.

Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card.

Santa: To Phir Bahar Kya Majaak Me Likha Sahil Laugh hai..

All Cards are Accepted.

- Sahil Laugh World

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. 

So I bought 3 movie tickets. 

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

 - Sahil Laugh World

Two men are talking. The first says, "I got

married because I was tired of eating out,

cleaning the house, doing the laundry and

wearing shabby clothes."

"Amazing," said the second, "I just got

divorced for the very same reasons."

-Sahil Laugh World

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream,

 that u were sending me Jewelry and clothes! 

Husband: Yeah, I also saw your was dad 

paying the bill !!!!

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

-Sahil Laugh World

Newly married husband saved wife's

number on mobile as

"My life"

After 1yr: "My wife"

5 years: "Home"

10 years: "Hitler"/orld

15 years: "Wrong number"

- Sahil Laugh World

Q: Why do women live longer than men?

A: Shopping never causes heart attacks,

but paying the bill does!

- Sahil Laugh World