Laugh World
Have you ever started to tell a joke only to forget the punchline halfway through? While the forgetfulness could be funny on its own, no one wants to suffer through the embarrassment of messing up a good joke, especially if it’s one of the funniest English jokes of all time. Sometimes you need to get a quick laugh on demand and what better way to do it than with one of these short jokes? You can pull these out of your back pocket when you’re in need of something funny on the fly along with the funniest English one-liners,
SANTA TO BANTA: WHY ARE YOU
LAUGHING?
BANTA: BECAUSE I AM VERY HAPPY
TODAY.
SANTA: WHY ARE YOU HAPPY?
BANTA: BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING.
НА НА НА НА НА НА НА НА.
- Sahil Laugh World
When U Breathe, U Respire. Wah wah
When U Breathe, U Respire! Wah wah kya baat hai
When u Don't Breathe, U Expire. daala... Subhanallah.. Maar hi daala..!!
- Sahil Laugh World
Teacher (Giving instruction)- Start
Computer.
Santa- I did.
Teacher-Now open My Computer.
Miss, computer.?…..
Santa-Miss, where is your computer?...
-Sahil Laugh World
Harvard got it's MBA from
Rajinikanth....
Sahil Sahil Laugh World
Waiter: Ur Bill Sir. Santa: Take My Card.
Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card.
Santa: To Phir Bahar Kya Majaak Me Likha Sahil Laugh hai..
All Cards are Accepted.
- Sahil Laugh World
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
- Sahil Laugh World
Two men are talking. The first says, "I got
married because I was tired of eating out,
cleaning the house, doing the laundry and
wearing shabby clothes."
"Amazing," said the second, "I just got
divorced for the very same reasons."
-Sahil Laugh World
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream,
that u were sending me Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: Yeah, I also saw your was dad
paying the bill !!!!
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
-Sahil Laugh World
Newly married husband saved wife's
number on mobile as
"My life"
After 1yr: "My wife"
5 years: "Home"
10 years: "Hitler"/orld
15 years: "Wrong number"
- Sahil Laugh World
Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks,
but paying the bill does!
- Sahil Laugh World
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